News Item: Chuck Strahl, minister of Indian Affairs, announced a policy shift which would see the Conservative government withhold band funding from First Nations who do not make partnership agreements with provincial governments for services and who do not agree to corporations’ industrial resource extraction in their territories:
A heartfelt response, from a Kahnawake Mohawk:
Dear Mr. Minister of Indian Affairs (a.k.a. Big White Daddy)
Oh Joy and Rapture
Chuckie, you and your cronies are going to save us from ourselves - I can’t wait. We’ll need to rush out to by all the KY jelly from the pharmacies in preparation for our new relationships with governments, neighbors and the private sector businesses. I am so happy the government will invest in my children and grandchildren whom we will encourage us to join Canada to become the whores of Mother Earth - to learn how to better suck the life from her land, minerals, water, trees, animals and fish; after all, “man shall rule over the earth and all it’s creatures”; so the Bible says.
I am so thankful that they have shown us the light that we have not been able to successfully live within their ever increasingly complex and duplicitious rules and regulations that have been in place since the colonial era. Stupid us - and I use to think that “apples” were bad for us - “an apple a day makes the reserve go away” needs to be my new mantra!
I guess we did need a shotgun held to the heads of our children and grandchildren to realize that indeed, Chuckie et.al. you do know better. “Market oriented”… of course - how could we have been so blind? Money IS the answer. “In God we trust - all others pay cash”
We will make such better use of the Canadian taxpayers money and become productive members of society, no longer the life sucking leeches that we have been for these past 400 years. Let’s fall on our knees and thank the good lord Jesus for setting the right example - let them nail us to the the cross and forgive them for we know not what we did, we apologize for the sins we have done to the great white beings who really have been sent here to save us; “mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa”
How silly we have been to think we knew better. Sky-world? Balance? Combing snakes? Peacemaker? Equal rights? Balance of gender? Democracy? What do we know? Gosh golly gee we have been kidding ourselves all these centuries.
Oh pity those who stay back and prefer to do things the old way, the traditional way. How wretched we have been. Harper apologized, Benedict regretted - they came they saw they conquered. Let’s get over it and catch up with the world and become modern. Time to invest in blonde hair dyes, skin lighteners and blue eyes contact lenses; never mind the gardens - we will be healthy eating with Soylent Green. Mmmmm! Can’t wait.
In Peace & Friendship,
Alex M. McComber
Caughnawaga Indian Reserve #14
Chateauguay Est, Quebec
P.S. Chuckie Strahl, with all respect please go fuck yourself.
June 25th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Nice…I like this…keep on posting, need to get more peeps informed on how the govt is still messing with tactics and strategies which will expediate their plans to wipe out the NDNZ wherever they exist…especially those who are resistant…will continue to be denigrated by the State and it’s sickness.